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Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Today there were approx 32 minutes of storylines that were not #julexis , I didn't care about them and you probably didn't either!


With the #NursesBall it was time to get back to the truly juicy storylines... HA! No we don't! It was a total Wednesday. Everyone needed a day off so it was a day of filler, but never fear the writers gave us something we have been DYING FOR ---- #JULEXIS!!!!!! That is basically all I will be talking about... just FYI. So if you don't like #Julexis - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Oh and you probably won't want to read this. 

FINALLY (courteousy of @jessicaprimme)
It's safe to assume that if this was 1999, and I was still recording episodes on VHS, I would have totally broken the VHS from the furious fast forwarding and rewinding I was doing during today's episode.

Yes, that's right I was furiously fast forwarding over half the Wednesday drabble I was presented with. We had some Anna/Duke nonsense where she questioned whether or not she should chase after Carly and Franco who are totally hindering her case. True to form Anna throws her profession to the wayside so she can dance and shag with Duke. #shocker

There was also nonsense with Sean and.... crap what's her name... Jordan (!) but as anyone who reads this blog knows I care about them #NOTatALL so we won't be covering that here. If something really important was said, you can go ahead it leave it in the comments. I wouldn't want to miss anything.. super important....

At various bars in town its #fightclub time as Bobbi tried to play this was all Lucy's fault. Don't get me wrong... Lucy is not innocent in the slightest. However, in this most recent story revival this shit was all Scotty. Lucy was trying to get away, trying to be good. Oh well #toolittleTOOLATE. Oh and Kevin found out his best friend had known the whole time #heartbreaking. But they fought it out, and were smiling by the end.

By far the most entertaining sideline story, that I didn't really fast forward through, was the Carly/Franco #milehighchallenge. It was delightfully ridiculous and made me smile. And of course, they totally succeeded. 

ALRIGHT ENOUGH WITH THAT NONSENSE! Today we got at least 12 minutes of solid #Julexis time! The writers gave us a little bit of everything we loved - Flirting, joking, romance, nervousness (on behalf of Alexis), and of course some sweet sweet luvin'. It was really sweet. We learn that Julian has been sneaking through the window for awhile now because Alexis doesn't want to set a bad example or be seen as a hypocrite in Molly's eyes. Julian jokes he has to get his car detailed all the time now, and needs to invest in walking shoes - but reminds Alexis it's totally worth it, and Molly is just a kid they are adults. This prompts a semi self concicious Alexis to ask Julian about his first time. He spins a tale of a Romeo and Juliet like situation, but its a Soprano's storyline and he admits he was of course a little bit of a player (typical jock). More importantly he reminds her that that doesn't matter though because Alexis means something to him. Then it's sexxxxxy time! I don't know how Alexis controls herself. Damn +WilliamDeVry is scrumptious. Devry must truly enjoy these scenes because I swear he was winking at the camera when Julian peeled off his underwear. I love it so much. Anyhow the couple the twitterverse screams for finished out adorable romantic and perfect because as Julian was going to leave at his regularly scheduled departure time Alexis asks him to stay! The #julexisarmy squealed in delight across the twitterverse! It finishes adorably as they joke with each other and fall asleep! 

I must conclude that after a near perfect #NursesBall the #Julexis kicker was the best present I could ever ask for. Thank you +General Hospital  writers! Now let's get back to storylines I care about, and keep the #julexis storylines COMING!!!!

NOT SO LIVE TWEETS

  • Franco is totally right, sometimes the most important thing is +Game of Thrones 
  • #JULEXIS !!!! Snuck in through the window??? YESSS
  • Shut up Anna, I WANT TO FOCUS ON JULIAN!. #julexisFOREVER
  • Why, Why do you care?? #Bobbi
  • Ugh why are we wasting time on THESE CHARACTERS??? #JULEXIS is about to shag!! #TIMETOFASTFORWARD
  • That is the kind of #smuggling I can get behind #JULEXIS
  • Aww Alexis is jealous about the past. #ADORBZ
  • What she did to SCOTT? #YOUREJOKING
  • Um Duke hasn't been a "reputed mobster" in a few years..... 
  • #REDEMPTIONforAJ
  • Franco might not have, But Maybe Todd did?
  • OMG. STOP IT. #MILEHILECLUB
  • seriously I DO NOT CARE about these other storylines. I would like 48 minutes of PURE #JULEXIS
  • I think I'll be fast forwarding some of this #MUSTBEWEDNESDAY
  • The flight attendant is NOT COOL. refund her the auction money she used to win that role
  • #fightsfightsfights
  • #FASTFORWARD
  • The Carly/Franco storyline is hilarious really.... can we get back to #julexis now?
  • Awww #howromantical
  • I can see through this #FF that Sean and Jordan might hook up. #AINTNOBODYGOTTIMEFORTHAT
  • FINALLY!!! sweet sweet #Julexis time
  • crap, my TV melted #SoHOT
  • aww I stop fast forwarding just in time to see Kevin get his heart ripped out again, by his best friend
  • #FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT
  • #turbulence chuckle
  • #stay
  • #achievementunlocked 
  • Kevin packs a pretty wicked bunch for a shrink

PREVIEWS


Dante doesn't want to be like Sonny, Sonny finds about Mikey's new job ( and wonders who will run the restaurant), Kiki asks Mikey if he is going to keep holding down his part time job, Fluke wants to kick Mikey out as CEO, people I don't care about, and the #Julexis #morningafter with a side of mob war...


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