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Monday, May 5, 2014

There is no reason to celebrate - because no one ever solves anything in Port Charles


As I wait patiently for the #NursesBall to begin Thursday, the drama was gearing towards full steam (before it slams on the breaks for fun dancing numbers) So as I dream about the picture below possibly leading to one of my #NB2014 Predictions, let's talk about today's episode shall we?

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All the storylines seem to breeze by today. I don't know if because they have to get as much dialogue an story in before Thursday, or if one of the writers was catching up on Gilmore Girls and tried to see if he could fit as many words per page as they did. 

Carly and Franco have charged the phone enough to listen to AJ's message from "beyond". I wondered to myself how far into the episode we would get before we would actually HEAR the recording, but remember they want to blaze through some script pages, so we only have to wait 7 minutes. Of course the recording is super horrible because AJ has a really shit phone for someone so rich. Carly and Franco hear enough to know that AJ knew something about Ava (not new news) and that Sonny walked in on something crazy and reacted understandably (at least from Carly's POV). Franco wants to go to the cops again... I don't understand this. PICK A SIDE. Cops or no cops Franco, you can't have it both ways! I'd be perfectly ok if the techie Carly reaches out to is Spinelli. That way he can come  home, see Maxie, and then there will be NO USE for Levi. #HOPES 

Meanwhile, Morgan has shaved and cut his creeper (borderline pervy) hairstyle so he looks fly as he strikes out on his own (hope that kid can get a job). He runs into Olivia, who is still fairly clueless, and then makes his way to the gallery just in time to smash a teary eyed (despite everything, he doesn't want to kill Ava) Julian in the back of the head to save Ava. He almost gives her a second chance (ridiculous) until she reveals she is going to flee to Sonny's island. Cheating wasn't the last straw, but moving to an island thousands of miles away from Sonny totally is, and Morgan bails. In the meantime Julian struggles to wake up and grab the gun, when Ava comes and steps on his beautiful hands (OUCH). 

Ned was the voice to my thoughts as he walked in on Luke counting his stacks of drug money #REDHANDED and yet Tracy continues to be fooled by Fluke and throws Ned out of ELQ. I'm sorry Tracy, but your son used to be the CEO of this company - you know, back when it made money - do not throw him out. If anything just tell him to let it go. We need Ned to stay until at least Thursday  (#EDDIEMAINE ) ok? RUN, go get your son, and tell him to let it go until Thursday!

The station was a hot spot for boring storylines as Carlos told Sabrina it was his fault, but then back peddles so as to not actually tell the truth, Sabrina leaves angry. That's right woman, go back to the more attractive, recently single, non gangster waiting for you back at the hospital. Oh and Duke tried to help Anna actually solve some cases, but that would be a problem cause he is tied to the mob.... Like everyone else in town. 

NOT SO LIVE TWEETS

  • Stacks on stacks on stacks #FLUKE #BALLIN
  • Why do people ask "what are you doing?" - it's always obvious. Like in this case "pointing a gun at you" DUH
  • Come on Anna, don't play like you were gonna follow the rules... That was never going to be a thing
  • Ok let's start a countdown as to how long it takes for Carly to actually press "play"
  • #ityBityHeart $10 phrase? How about #acheybreaky?
  • HA! Dude, Duke she totally did NOT solve AJ's murder. She doesn't solve things. 
  • Brian (Morgan) looks like 5 years younger than he did last week.
  • Julian is breaking my heart right now. #feels
  • Morgan saves the day? Ugh well at least Julian didn't commit any new crimes. 
  • Did Morgan think before he acted? #NOPE #NEVER
  • Does Luke own the Haunted Star? Is the Haunted Star still open? Lulu's been... Busy..
  • Guys Guys Guys! I know who can fix the audio! SPINELLI! Because #technology and #maxie is back!!!
  • I almost forgot about the Duke #lies
  • Sabrina Carrrrlos IS NOT WORTH IT. Go back to be with Patrick. 
  • Come on Olivia. You can do it. PUT THE DOTS TOGETHER. 
  • Ned is saying exactly what I am thinking right now "HOW CAN YOU BE BUYING THIS???"
  • NOOO Ned can't leave! He has to be here for #NURSESBALL2014 !! It's only 3 days away!!!
  • um. +Janel Clemmons , are you sure you thing Carrrlos is a better actor than West? After that scene? reallly.....
  • NO TRACY. YOU ARE BEING IMPOSSIBLE
  • Quick someone save JULIAN!! #AVAisAKILLER!!!!
  • #CAUGHT

PREVIEWS


Ava can't even solve the crime of Franco/Carly at the hospital, Michael talks to Fluke about Kiki, Kiki tells Morgan its probz not a good idea for him to stay there... I mean he is her Ex-husband, Maxie begs Mac to like Levi (STOP), Olivia flips her shit on Sonny (rightly so), and Ava monologues (giving Sean or Alexis enough time to barge in and STOP THE MADNESS)




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