Fresh like Corinthos Coffee - We live tweeted today's #GH - 5/30/14 live blog and recap! #julexis

Wow, that was EX-HAUSTING . Watching it live is so stressful! When you don't have to worry about commercials you can just FF all the nonsense and then take time to regroup! But not today! We had to deal with all this madness first hand! We discuss after the jump, but first let's all laugh at our girl +Nancy Lee Grahn who is the BEST +General Hospital cast member on +Twitter 

Baby daddy no# 1 lied about baby daddy no# 3 who slept with baby daddy #1's daughter. Baby daddy #2 is having baby daddy #3's sisters baby.
— Nancy Lee Grahn (@NancyLeeGrahn) May 30, 2014

The drama and madness continued all over town on today's GH. Things got started over at the Floating Rib as Morgan was getting #ChocolateWasted to the point where today's auction winner was going to throw him out of the bar (I thought Morgan was 19?) But Olivia was there to come to the rescue just in time. The two commiserated over the Sonny/Ava grossfest cheating scandal and Morgan pulled a Morgan and tried to kiss Olivia to get back at the parentals. Olivia continues to be one of the smartest girls in town as she tells Morgan that would be SUPER dumb and they don't need to sink to Ava's low down dirty levels. Plus, that would just make the family relationship tree REALLY WEIRD. I am really glad that during this time where he can't talk to Sonny, not that they ever had that whole "Michael/Sonny" confidant relationship, that he can talk to Ava. Maybe she'll put him back on the straight and narrow... or  you know at least tell him to stop making such horrible life choices. 

At the MC drama was crashing the #LiRic lovefest in the form of Anna storming in with a warrant based on #FakeFacts and searching for #PlantedEvidence. Poor Liz had to watch in horror as Anna drug Ric's name through all kinds of dirt and accusations of evil. Not to mention deal with an extremely douche-y cop who THREW HER CLOTHES AT HER. Ugh, the PCPD (at least the guys that hang out with Anna in hotel rooms and are bad at solving crimes) is the WORST (don't worry we still love Dante and Sexy Pants). +Richard Herbst was pushing me to tears as he pleaded with Elizbeth, begging her to believe that he is innocent. After everyone is dressed, Anna has Ric at the police station where she continues her reign of being the #worstcommisionerEVER. You see guys, she already let all the other ACTUAL criminals get away (wait where is Magda/Mommy Dearest?) so she HAS to keep Ric locked up. Of course he suffers so she can appear that she is doing her job. I was really worried Liz was going to not believe Ric and we'd be back where we were with the AJ/Liz storyline. However, Liz proved me wrong (and must actually have moved on to Ric) as she runs to Alexis to request help in proving Ric is innocent. 

Oh Alexis.... please don't kill Julian when you find out the truth... You promised, you said no matter what happens... I AM GOING TO HOLD YOU TO THAT. Julian had arrived at the Lake House to tell her the "truth" about turning in his boss. Right of the bat Alexis argued, because NO Ric promised and swore on Molly's life that he was  not the boss. But Julian continued to lie (and protect his family) by saying it WAS Ric , etc. He even went as far as to swear on his kid's lives! Alexis started to cry, and at one point I thought Julian would too as you can tell he wanted to tell her the ACTUAL truth so bad.... The worst part about the #Julexis #WebOfLies is that he was totally about to tell her the truth before Liz interrupted them! I know that they'll make it because he is her #TRUELOVE, but it is going to be one rocky ride- I can just feel it. 

Drama has also spread to Puerto Rico where Ava spins a whole load of nonsense about knowing she was pregnant (even though she was drinking.. A LOT) and even had a pregnancy test ready. Guys, those Jeromes are really good at having evidence materialize out of NOWHERE. They should have a magic act in Vegas, or at least Atlantic City... Anyway it was incest and intrigue as we were reminded that it's either Sonny's baby or Morgan's baby - because in PC all the parent and kids like to share lovers (EWWW).  Sonny is totally over ALL OF AVA's lies as he says he will take her back to PC, but in 9 months SHE IS DEAD. Oh Sonny,  such a family man even when it comes to #revenge and #MURDER. Good times. 

Lastly drama was right at home in a Miscavitch cell as the Fluke and Luke show showcased Fluke's monologue SKILLZ. Apparently whoever Fluke really is, he has been following Luke around for quite some time. The official switch didn't happen until Miscavitch/Heather but +Janel Clemmons and I are scratching our heads to figure out who it could be... All of the people we could think of (Jerry Jax, Faison, Helena, any sort of Cassadine) have grudges against LUKE but NOT SONNY. ARGH WRITERS TELL ME!!!! Also don't write any more lines about the following: Luke in the Sac, spitting at yourself, Heather. Thanks!

PREVIEW

The return of all the characters not intrenched in a #MOBWAR - Silas "let's go" of Nina right as Sexy Pants tells Britt she's alive, Lucas is awake (and totally dating Felix), Nic is trying to tell Liz Ric is really bad (but he's not), Alexis tells Molly the truth lies about her father, and Julian let's it slip that Lucas is in more danger from the Spencer family (how will he get out of this one??)

THE LIVE STUFF WE DID DURING THE SHOW!

Hellloooo interweb!!!! We're live tweeting and blogging today's +General Hospital !! Why you ask?? Well because my work had a half day, and with all the crazy storylines happening right now (#Julexis pending drama, Fluke/Luke REVEAL, and another outbreak of SSP {Sonny's Sperm Phenomenon})  why wouldn't we pow wow at my rad pad and live tweet the HELL out of this episode?? LET'S DO THIS!!!! 

Tatiana's (Actually LIVE) TWEETS!!!

• Is Morgan old enough to drink?? 
• Let the lies begin! #Julexis
• Ok. um. ya we know you're  not Lucas Lorenzo Spencer. We solved that "mystery" ago

So while we're on commercial break who do we think Fluke is? I think it's got to be a true #throwback villain, but not sure who yet... Thoughts in the comments!!

• I'm sorry is 1 night of the Bachelorette not enough for you people??? #MURICA 
• So this started at the Boathouse? SHIT. PLEASE DON'T let this be Heather reincarnate.... 
• Why is he monologuing to Luke? So later he can put him away! #plotdevice #GH
• Um. Jules, she totes knows you are lying #JULEXIS #GH
• Julian is going to make me cry #ALLTHETEARS #LIES #JULEXIS #GH
• Um, it totally is crap - but she is a Jerome but she probably has load of fake evidence ready to go.... #LIESLIESLIES
• Never trust a pregnancy test that was there before you got there, despite the potency of SSP 
• FIRST OF ALL you were just DOWNING #ALLTHEBOOZE you so didn't know you were pregnant #GH #AVA #LIESLIESLIES
• Damn @rickhearst has got the fake tears welling up SOMETHING FIERCE . poor Ric! Can I possibly both #TeamRic and #TeamJulian? #GH
• Damn #TonyGeary is going for next year's @DaytimeEmmys nod with this Fluke/Luke dichotomy #GH #LEGEND
• I DO NOT need to know how good Fluke is in the sack. GROSS. #EUWH #GH
• all these #Julexis tears are going to be the death of me #GH #neverplannedonLOVE
• Dear @WilliamdeVry1 and @NancyLeeGrahn you guys are KILLING IT, and me with #ALLTHETEARS - thank you!
• AH JULIAN TELL HER THE TRUTH!!! - she screams at her TV... #GH
• It's so gross that it couldnt just be his kid,it might be his grandkid.Maybe #SSP is genetic&Morgan'll also have lots of #BabyMamaDrama #GH
• yes! yes #ALLTHETRUTH #JULEXIS
• Even Fluke thinks Rocco is a horrible name! Go back to Ben! #GH
• Ava is the FREAKING WORST PERSON ALIVE (in Port Charles) #GH
• Ew, Gro-ss (said in my best +marc evan jackson  voice) #GH #TAH #MORGAN
• I'm jst saying that "baby" could totally be Carrrrlos's because you know... he's still on the show right? #GH
• Just wanted to chew some ice Sonny? Feeling a bit anemic are you? #GH
• Are they going to take the magic parking structure teleporter back to Port Charles? #GH
• Perhaps Luke has a tape recorder in his straight jacket? #GH
• I'm sorry Ric, but Anna has to keep you in jail - because she let everyone else go already #GH
• um why are they playing all this montage music? WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN??? #GH
• The cops in Port Charles pick the weirdest times to follow the rules... #GH
• MOTHER FNG writers!!!! TELL ME WHO FLUKE IS!!! #GH

Janel's Live tweeting!!!

Yes the floating rib. Yes Morgan is drinking. #ivehadenoughofYOU 

No, Julian. I'm torn. I know you are trying to protect your family but ugh, lying never works. 

Yeah we know...thanks for spelling it out #Fluke #captainobvious

Are we going to find out who #Fluke is??

I always love when there's a monologue explaining a big chunk of storyline. #welcomesummerwatchers

The cop just told Elizabeth to get out of the room and handed her her dress #hahaha

Come on Alexis. Figure it out. 

I love Sonny. He's really been great lately. #backonTeamSonny

We need Lulu to put it together that the shooter and #Flukes travel agent are one and the same. #SaveRic

OMG!! This is so good. New campaign for Anthony Geary to win all the Emmys. #GH #Fluke #amazing

 I want to know who #Fluke is!!  It's so good. I can't figure it out. #Jerry? #Faison? #Zacara? #Triad? #Stavros? Aaahhhhh it's driving me nuts. 

Alexis is so smart. Oh man. I think you can tell it's killing Julian to lie to her. #julexis 

Oh she's crying. It's killing me. #Julexis #

Doesn't he have a alabi? #freeRicLansing 

Isn't she too old to have a kid?? #ewah #anotherbabyanotherbabymomma

Yes I love Sonny calling Ava's out. #sogood

Ha ha. She said it. Either your child or your grandchild!! #calledit

Olivia is the best. I love her. Why can't she find love?? #getheragoodman

Why is he eating ice? Ugh Ava is the worst. #deadwomanwalking

Ewah! It could be your kid or your grand kid #avaisgross

The first time I like #Fluke is when he made fun of the name "Rocco" #bwahaha

Poor Alexis. This sucks. Come on Julian!! Aaahhhh so close!!!! Nooooo!!

This is horrible. All of this. Julian, #Fluke, Ava... This sucks. I can't wait to see what happens next.