Everyone rehearses for #NursesBall2014 in their underwear .. and I'm totally ok with it.

I passed out during yesterday's episode because yesterday was very exhausting. Plus Tuesday is my busiest TV day during the standard TV season ( +Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.  , +The Mindy Project ) , and lastly there was a +Los Angeles Dodgers game.... So, I'd like to apologize for not talking about +General Hospital . I had to watch the tail end of yesterday's to be fully prepared for today's so just a heads up, today is like a #SUPERSIZED recap... kinda.... Plus #NURSESBALL2014 tomorrow!! Are you ready for #ALLTHEDANCING??? (all the #BOOTYSHAKIN)

On to the recap!

Tuesday:

Morgan has finally realized that Michael has to deal with a lot of shit, and rightfully feels bad for him. He's grown so much in the last few weeks. I guess his relationship with Ava, and consequently being cheated on by Ava, really worked out for him in the long run. Tone down the maturity a little bit Morgan, we need to protect Michael by not telling him ANYTHING about Sonny right now. Geez character growth can really get in the way sometimes...

It's been really hard for me to be #TeamSonny this last week or so. Perhaps the writers have, like +Janel Clemmons and I, have gone so far into #TeamJulian they had to make Sonny do something horrible (sleeping with Ava) to justify it. Now all this nonsense with him saying he didn't mean to sleep with Ava? Sonny - IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SLEEP WITH SOMEONE. KEEP YOUR PANTS ON. ARGH. I feel like this whole storyline is out of character and they need to fix that quickly. In the meantime I am just going to read Maurice's tweets and laugh for hours about behind the scenes hijinx and bonding.

I love Sean. He knows exactly how to suck his stomach in. You sexy beast. RT @SBlakemoreActor: pic.twitter.com/r6PWjG7Uru
— Maurice Benard (@MauriceBenardMB) May 6, 2014

Wednesday:

Like Janel, I didn't expect anything from today's episode. IT WAS SOO GOOD THOUGH!!! We continue with the new trend of moving storylnes along at a pretty stead pace so there was a lot to take in, and some things that have still been left out that I will whine about later. 

All around town people were rehearsing for the Nurses's Ball, most of them in their underwear, and joy was abounding. Well, at least for a little while. West is trying to get his dance steps down and Levi of course crashes the party. He continues to be a total #DEBBIEDOWNER and harshes all over the Nurses Ball. Who does that??? The Nurses Ball is Port Charles! And what the hell is "Big Charity"? Just stop it Levi. Even more so - Maxie! Maxie swears to West she can make her own decisions, but ends up cowering to Levi's annoyance and says SHE WON'T GO TO THE NURSES BALL! That is JUST WRONG. More importantly she is totally killing my nurses's ball prediction list. Geez Maxie... Hopefully she rethinks her plan before tomorrow and has also managed to rehearse in like 5 minutes and performs. #CALLINGIT

Also rehearsing in his underwear? Michael! That kid is really taking advantage of living alone. Of course one can't just dance in their chonies for a whole episode so Kiki and Ned come over and Michael finally finds out about Fluke being a total perv. He shows us that he is truly Sonny's son, as he loses his cool and wants to bail to kill Luke ASAP. They calm him down and hatch a plan! #Hijinx is sure to ensue tomorrow. WIN.

Over on Spoon Island, Ric returns from his random GH vacation to continue to woo Liz. I've said it before, and I'll say it again - I am totally #TeamRic here. He seems to have cleaned up his act and he is trying to make everything right. I think he would be really good for the boys too ya know? And then Molly will be extendendly be related to the Hardy family and she will be one step closer to being a member of every family in town. In the living room, Cam is being a total jerk to Spence (karma sucks man. poor spence) and confirms that he will be dancing with Emma at the #NB. Spence is adorably inconsolable and Nic finally tries to be a good parent and tells him when you love somebody it doesn't always go well. But... we all know better, Spence isn't going to take this lying down. I am still hedging my bets that he figures out a way to crash the Nurses Ball. #CROSSESFINGERS

Rehearsal continues at the MC with storylines I thought were over (lucy/kevin/scott) and Olbrecht comes to bring an ominous cloud over the party (and to spout some really horrible dialogue). I think that will be find, we all know the big baddie right now is #FLUKE. Who btw, spent the whole episode at Kelly's brainwashing Tracy. I believe that Bobbie is going to figure out he's not Luke but... maybe that will have to wait. 

THINGS THAT WERE MISSING THAT SURE AS HELL BETTER BE IN #NURSESBALL2014

1. Julexis (DUH)
2. Lucas
3. Sabrina/Patrick rebonding time

REALLY NOT SO LIVE TWEETS

•  Dreaming of Mac and Cheese - what I am now doing
• Don't worry Mac, Maxie has a contract Robin didn't
• I sure hope Sean doesn't also fall for Ava's BS.
• DO NOT TAKE HIM BACK OLIVIA. Also, Dante is totally gonna kill Sonny.
• Maxie is so positive. I missed her.
• Um Franco, Carly cannot go on the lam with you. She has to be at the Nurses Ball. Thanks tho
• Sean, tell Sonny, but of course don't tell Ava that you're gonna tell him. be smart man. 

YOUR NORMAL, AVERAGE, EVERYDAY SLIGHTLY NOT SO LIVE TWEETS

• Psshhh Janel was so wrong #BOOTYSHAKE was the $10 bet of the day. now if @ryanpaevy could just booty shake it on over to my apartment... ;) #sorryimnotsorry
• I would like to officially request for every episode of #GH to begin with hot men practicing their dance moves. #RATINGS 
• Michael and Kiki are so ADORABLE
• Are you taking notes guys? Kelly's apparently also does #MIMOSAS !! #fancy
• #MrMarbles #PLEASESTOP #CREEPY
• Brooklyn, is starting to look so old :(
• His name is BABY PABLO not baby boy Santiago. STOP THAT
• wow, there were a lot of candidates for the $10 bet today "GOD ABOVE THE LUNATIC HAS ESCAPED" "DOUBLOONS" anything "YOPLAIT" "tripping the light fantastic" "big charity" "emancipated psychopath"
• The #NursesBall2014 is being aired on TV?? #BREAKTHE4thWALL
• West can lecture me ANYTIME he wants. #pureHOT
• Levi on the other hand has CREEPY EYES , disturbing even
• Ned, did you really have to be so loud?
• You are totally NOT the same person you always were #FLUKE
• she said yes! wooo #teamric
• +Ron Carlivati is so right. Prince Adorable deserves #alltheYoungEmmys
• Scott doesn't have more discerning taste. FOR THE RECORD. 
• yup, that pic totally did win the internet
• ew Scott #vomit
• Levi doesn't support the Nurses Ball, he is obviously #Hydra #synergy #marvel #ImAGeek
• Michael is so violent when he is protective, He is his father's son #TeamSonny
• You see Nic, Spence is giving you the silent treatment because a) you've been a crap dad lately and B) he's depressed DUH
• Emma is the princess of all things adorable FOREVER and EVER
• Uh, no you wouldn't because the Nurses Ball is tomorrow, and we've seen previews. 
• Lucy was made to run the #NursesBall
• WIll the Fluke Nurses' Ball surprise be the end of this storyline?

PREVIEWS

Sam and Silas are going to another formal event (NB) expect drama, West in a Tux #SWOON, Kevin gets closer to hearing about a storyline I thought was over, Spence tries to convince Nic about a woman (probably not Liz #sorryLiz), Britt and Brad aren't performing #sadface and bond over ice cream, and Olivia might call Sonny out on TV. It's gonna be soooo good. 

See you tomorrow!!!!!!