Today on GH - You realize that 80% of the party goers are cousins.

It's time for the biggest party before the Nurses's Ball to begin! Everyone is glamming up, hitting the docks and gearing up for the most dramatic outing since the Art Gallery opening! Since today was really a lead up to tomorrow's show (which will totally end with a classic Friday cliffhanger {I love classic Friday Cliffhangers!}) we're not going to do a proper recap. Instead....

Party Time - The Cassadine Way!

The temporarily happy couple

Engagement Party Superlatives!!!!

Best Dressed Couple - Sonny & Olivia - they matched, she was gorgeous, he was smolderingly hot - Five stars!

*Honorable Mention - Cameron and Emma, that kid cleans up nice, and Emma is always the prettiest.

Worst Dressed Couple - Nicolas & Britt - She looked like an Oscar statue, he looked like he was going to Sunday brunch. Supposedly he bought her the dress for this event, so why on Earth wouldn't he wear something that MATCHED??? 

*Honorable Mention  - Brad & Lucas - seriously a plaid tux? Just stop...

Dates most likely to make their dates look gorgeous by dressing horribly - It's a tie! Both Julian and Silas looked like crap, but in comparison their dates looked knock out gorgeous! Seriously Julian, we know you have a killer wardrobe, what is happening here?? Silas - ya you with the V-neck- what is that about? Can you not afford a collar??

Best Family Interaction - Dante's parents finally meet Ben. Adorablness ensues, we find out that Sonny is an awesome chef. Maybe instead of being a mob boss, he can go work at Palermo's or whatever that restaurant of his is called. Olivia shows us how smart she is and calls out that Ben looks nothing like Britt (he never has) and totally looks like Lulu, totally laying the ground work for the bomb drop tomorrow!

Worst Family Interaction - Sam reminding us that she slept with her mother's husband - who is her sister's father - oh he is also her other sister's uncle... #FAMILY

Most Adorable - Tie! First half of the episode it was Spencer in his adorable little smoking jacket, but by the end of the episode it goes to Cameron proving that it doesn't take money kids, just being a nice guy

Biggest Meltdown - Spencer. Wow, he does not handle things well AT ALL. Freaks out about the egg, freaks out about the heart, and the kicker - doesn't realize anything is amiss with his reaction. Poor little Spencer, you have much to learn

Couple we didn't see enough of - Julian & Alexis but hey that's what tomorrow and Monday are for. Maybe he can do a costume change by then!

Couple that was just right - Ric and Liz - I really hope he convinces her not to say what was in the letter and be with him. I think they semi- redeem each other

Couple that was just bizarre - Luke & Tracy - ok Tracy, now you can see that Luke has also lost memories, can you please take him to the doctor now so he can stop being creepy??

Most Likely to make the party enjoyable - oddly enough - Molly and TJ. Why? They bring with them no drama, just to crazy kids in too much puppy love. 

Most Likely to ruin the party - Sam and Silas - seriously, has no one in this town learned??? If you invite those to an event it goes HORRIBLY ARRAY! Come on - the gallery opening, Morgan and Kiki's wedding party, the christening. JUST STOP INVITING THEM TO THINGS, FAMILY OR NO TELL THEM TO STAY HOME!

Family members most missed - Lucky and Laura. I really wish Nic had also told Luke that he missed his brother Lucky. Because I sure do

Family members least missed - Aiden and Faison. Nope just leave that kid with Audrey, he's obviously a handful if she can't handle him AND Cameron. Faison - killed at the site of the party and no one cares.

PREVIEWS:

The drama begins! Letters are read, Luke's creepiness continues, Alexis attempts to question Julian... seductively (?)

NOT SO LIVE TWEETS

• aww all the Davis ladies look so beautiful!
• um red carpet yes, tiki lights…  NO
• this ben is not nearly as cute as the old ben
• this flashback montage means that the shit will hit the fan today
• OH. MY. GOD is he wearing a smoking jacket?!? I’m dying right now. DYING.
• Hey it’s Olivia! Quick tell Sonny that Ava is evil!
• Oh! I figured it out. All the babysitters in PC are invisible. Because I have no idea who is watching Danny either…
• Why does Julian look like he didn’t actually dress up? Fail Julian. You are sexy- FLAUNT IT
• Perfect night? #JINXEDIT
• Hey the mentioned Aiden! He’s alive!
• Quick let’s mention the characters who won’t be going to the party! And the one’s who have left!
• You guys! No wonder this party is going to be… explosive - Sam/Silas are there on a date!
• Sonny can cook? Can we auction that off as a prize? Dinner with Maurice?
• Yes, ok Olivia’s hunches are returning - quick think about Ava, realize that she is horrible - TELL SONNY
• Oh that’s right, they’re cousins too! So many cousins!
• Geez Spence, why do you have to be a bratty prince now? Nooooooo
• Heyyy Brother…..
• Your dad’s my uncle (you’re my cousin) lest we forget there are so many cousins!
• I hope the loss of Emma causes Spencer to re-evaluate his life. All 7 years of it.
• Sometimes Port Charles is just like one big inbred family reunion. EVERYONE IS EVERYONE’s cousin
• And so it begins… #truth

All of our kids are cousins!