Stop bringing new characters and old ones out of retirement, we haven't seen a #julexis scene in DAYS - 6/25 #GH recap

Before we catch up on today, there was ANOTHER +General Hospital casting rumor today! According to Soap Opera Digest Brenda might be coming back.... Listen don't get me wrong, Vanessa Marcil is amazing and I <3 her, but the last time she came Brenda was a HOT MESS. Fighting at the Nurses Ball, trying to seduce #alltheMEN, and even playing like she had slept with Mikey! No, sorry, VETO. Unless you give me classic 90s Brenda (who was a strong character) I do not support this news AT ALL. Fortunately +BuzzFeed knew I would be in a foul mood so they gave me this list and more importantly #11 (I am still stalwart #TeamJulexis , but Sonny has had my heart since 96, if Jules leaves the mob this stance of mine won't be an issue)

17 Super Hot TV Criminals Who Can Get It http://t.co/MDueUjNGs4 pic.twitter.com/acWg8UTMY2
— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) June 26, 2014

Monday's Episode--DON'T TRUST ANYONE!!!

Monday's episode was Sabrina and Patrick's baby's funeral. So incredibly sad. Maxie is comforting Patrick and Sabrina seems to be back to normal and is grieving with Felix being the best BFF ever! And Juan is back! He's so great and concerned for his cousin. Everyone comes to the funeral. So beautiful. Sabrina mentions that Juan has suggested that she come to Puerto Rico for a while and she's considering it. The service begins with Epiphany singing Amazing Grace. #broken #allthefeels and her singing is the track over most of the service. Very beautiful.  Rafe shows up and stands in the back. You can tell he feels great remorse for what he's done. Maybe he will confess? Maybe he will apologize?? I'm glad Emma wasn't there. The poor girl didn't need to deal with that. She's had to go through so much as a little girl. Can we give her a break please? Also it's funny watching Juan and Elizabeth act like old friends... ha ha! (they're married in real life). Sabrina decides to go to San Juan for a while (maternity leave) and Patrick reminds her that he and Emma are her family too so she has to come back! Awe!!

All this talk about chocolate fountains and pizza is making me hungry... for #julexis 6/2/14 #GH recap

Spencers... am I right?

I feel like the weekend break from #GH takes so much longer when you watch it live on Friday... but hey I got to do lots of things that made me smile. It's a good thing too since at the end of Monday's episode I pulling an Elle Woods and throwing things at my TV while I watched +General Hospital . I'm just going to celebrate that Julian Jerome won the #MANoftheMONTH award. and forget about all the things the writers did today that were very good, but made me not so happy.

ANY MONTH

Fresh like Corinthos Coffee - We live tweeted today's #GH - 5/30/14 live blog and recap! #julexis

Wow, that was EX-HAUSTING . Watching it live is so stressful! When you don't have to worry about commercials you can just FF all the nonsense and then take time to regroup! But not today! We had to deal with all this madness first hand! We discuss after the jump, but first let's all laugh at our girl +Nancy Lee Grahn who is the BEST +General Hospital cast member on +Twitter 

Baby daddy no# 1 lied about baby daddy no# 3 who slept with baby daddy #1's daughter. Baby daddy #2 is having baby daddy #3's sisters baby.
— Nancy Lee Grahn (@NancyLeeGrahn) May 30, 2014

Trying to quell my anger with a #Julexis makeout sesh? THAT WILL NOT WORK WRITERS - 5/29/14 #GH recap

Wow.... I just. Nope, I'd like to return some of these twists for a full refund please! What a day to come back... Am I right? SO.MUCH.CRAZY. I don't even know where to start....We could Tarantino it.... Ya. Let's do that because that reveal is the only one I can mentally comprehend at this time. 

Luke!!!! #theRETURN

Pretty sure today's #GH was shorter than yesterdays, or maybe it was just #alltheHeartbreak #allthefeels #allthetears #Julexis

I might still be crying. It's possible I can't handle the emotion from today. I feel like it went by so fast, punching me in #theFEELS at every turn... and there wasn't even any shirtless West to make up for it. That's just mean. I just....

#TEARS #FEELS #FREEJULIAN

Apparently no one got the #mobMemo that you have to pick 1 Family... 5/16/14 #GH Recap

Friday's episode had lots of storylines making sizeable progressions, and a hint of #Julexis. This mob war just keeps getting more complicated as the days go by. I swear if they bring in Brad's triad family.... Anyhow let's discuss!

#FACEOFF 2 : #MOBWARS

Day 4 of the #NursesBall brings the end of the festivities and the start to #ALLYOURTEARS

Well #NursesBall2014 has finally come to a close. It was amazing. Many hearts were broken, many second chances were missed, some were given, and there was quite a lot of dancing. I didn't think I was going to give much of a recap today, because I really missed the end thanks to stupid cable, but I was able to watch the final scene on abc.com... And now I can't stop crying... So let's talk it out. 

Brad Auto Tune Rapping /The Haunted Starlets? #IDONTCAREILOVEIT - DAY 3 of the #NURSESBALL

Wow. I don't know if the #NursesBall has been THIS GOOD in years! I'm not even joking because it was gone for a few years. We are on Day 3 of what looks to be a 4 day event, and things just keep getting better and better! Now excuse me while I jam to the smooth sounds of Player (who have a new cd coming out #PRODUCTPLACEMENT)

The #NursesBall has been brought to you by a shirtless West and #YoplaitGreekYogurt

Nurses Ball Day 3--Reconciling Is In The Air

Ok day 3. 

Sonny is desperately trying to get Olivia to talk to him. I say stand strong Olivia!! During "Baby Come Back" she runs out. Sonny runs after her but she has none of it. 

The sexual tension between Maxie and Nathan is growing. They would be a great couple. I like them together. #Levihastogo Levi is starting to notice that maybe Maxie in PC is different than who she was when they will traveling. 

The Tracy/Fluke wedding had some interesting reactions. Turns out that Ned overthrew Tracy as CEO. And MICHAEL IS THE NEW CEO!!! I love this so much. It's the perfect thing to help Michael honor AJ and do good. Oh I hope it sticks. Of course now it puts him at the top of Flukes hit list. 

In an attempt to win back Lucas, Brad Cooper performs and it's good. Lots of auto tune, back up dancers and an embarrassed Lucas. The performance seems to backfire and send Lucas to Felix, which by the way I thought it should be the two of them from the beginning. And then Brad acts stupidly at the end. 

Other than that there was lots of sexual tension between everyone. Julian and Alexis were adorable. Spenser won our hearts--I hope he wins Emma's too. Britt pleaded to Nikolas and Ric pleaded to Elizabeth. 

-Epiphany chanting "underwear" is only a little disturbing. #amiright

-stand strong Olivia 

-so happy Maxie and Lulu are friends again

-I too am loving the BFF of Britt and Brad. 

-Blackie tease!!! Not cool guys. Not cool. 

-I hope Levi realizes how Maxie isn't the girl he thinks she is

-shut up Cameron!! 

-he'll yeah!!! Nathan and Maxie. I like how he's the only one still in his underwear

-Kiki and Michael are the best. 

-#flukes alliteration cracks me up. 

-Brad Cooper's impromptu performance has back up dancers. And auto tune and how did Tatiana not call it?? A performance to win back Lucas. 

-stop it Epiphany. Ew!

-NNNOOOOO Mr. Marbles #snackbreak 

-Epiphany to the rescue #thankgoodness

-sad Mac. I need a meme of this stat. 

-Milo needs to stay. Don't go away again. 

-Spenser is the best!! That moment with him and Britt was adorable. 

-he's totally going to crash Emma and Cameron's song. 

-the Haunted Starlettes??? No way is Levi going to like Maxie doing it. #herhairgrewSOfastbackstage

-that was great. A song to show off Kelly Monacos dancing. #dwts 

-everyone seemed to like it. 

-oh snap! Tracy is ousted!! YES! Michael as CEO

-Eddie Gomez?? Who's that?? And what?? Lucas and TJ performing in every number. #whoknewtheyweresomusical

-did Sean kill TJs dad because he loved Jordan?!?!?! #callingit 

-Julian is great. #julexis

-awkward table for 3.  Spenser, Britt and Spenser. 

-cuteness is here!! Cameron webber?? Isn't he Xander's kid??

-this is so much better than I could have imagined #teamSpenser #Babycomeback

-could Nikolas be any more of a clueless father??

-#poorOlivia

-oh Fluke what are you going to do?? #bwahahahahaha

-the duality of the Ric/Elizabeth and Britt/Nik convos are great. 

-No. Bad Brad Cooper. Bad. 

-Reconsiling everywhere 

You took the words right out of my mouth - DAY 2 of the #NURSESBALL !!!

Guys. GUYS. I MEAN GUYS. Day 2 of the #NURSESBALL was SOOOO GOOD. Let's RAISE OUR GLASS and dive in shall we??

PARTYYYYYYYY #NURSESBALL style!

We (Like all the other characters we haven't seen in AGES) are BACCCCCCCK!!!!

And we're back! Orlando was craaazzzzy so I ended up power watching 5 GH episodes yesterday morning. I was going to blog a week long recap, but boy that would have been long. And let's be honest, the most important thing we learned last week was THAT BRITT AND HOT DETECTIVE ARE SIBLINGS!!! It was one thing to have Michael and Kiki make out when we thought they might be cousins, but siblings is a horse of a different color! DO NOT LET THEM EVEN KISS! YOU HEAR ME WRITERS?!?! NO KISSING FOR THOSE TWO!!!! 

I'm not sure what I would do if my brother was this hot...

And now on to our regularly scheduled programming... 

Sadness with a side of Daddy Julian!!!

    In the upcoming weeks there is so much goodness to come. I have see the light... or rather the preview which we included at the end of today's blog. Of course before happiness and joy can return, we have to deal with at least another few days of abject sadness. Although as a sign of better times to come we did get at least a little happiness today!

Julian "today's happiness" Jerome

And the blood bath continues

I was reminded of two very important lessons in today's episode. First, if you have two days of jam packed goodness episodes, day 3 will be slow and mostly sad. Second, no matter how much you attempt to change you will always have to pay for your prior crimes. Both of these lessons caused me great duress today. Why you ask? Well let me explain.

She looks so broken...