Ok so he didn't lie... sort of. Oh the gray area that is #GH ethics these days, also #julexis 09/30 recap

I'm back! And I think it's time we had a +General Hospital intervention. Some might say the show has been lacking in depth etc, but I am not talking about that - because it's a soap and my expectations are not THAT high. I know what I am getting into everyday at 2 (or you know whenever I come home), and I have enjoyed the ups and downs since '96 so there isn't much that will scare me away. HOWEVER, can we all agree that perhaps, just maybe, certain characters need to jump off the broken record just for a few days so I don't want to throw something at my TV? No, I'm not talking about Carly. Don't get mad... because the person I'm talking about is...

I am however less irritated at him when he is shirtless.... 

let me explain - 

.@generalhospital has already had a spinoff so it's not a leap... I would totally watch a cop show staring @dom_zamprogna - 8/13 recap #GH

I have to say I am a little disappointed there was no hour long West montage, but I honestly really enjoyed today's episode. It was pure soap fun. It's been a long time where we didn't cross the line from "soapy cheese goodness" to "good god what are they doing to my show with this nonsense" don't you think? Plus I have an idea for pilot season next year! I haven't worked out the title yet, but as you can see below I am starting on the theme song. That show will center around the awesomeness that is Dante Falconari (@dom_zamprogna)  and how he is a kick ass detective with a super hot best friend (see I am looking out for my best friend Ryan's employment here). What about you guys, you in?

Don't lie, you are SO IN (more below)

#mobwars ? it's all about the "sexy smirk" war now! 7/15 #GH recap

It's been a slow week on +General Hospital, but this girl is not complaining (yet)! Why you ask? That's because there is an intense battle happening, and no it's got nothing to do with the #mobwars ... Ok, a little to do with the mob, because Sonny and Julian are currently fighting for the "sexy smirk" heavyweight title. And even though Maurice is up to the challenge, right now it's all coming up William! Ladies and gentlemen the tweets below remind me why I love this show, my fellow fans, and of course our #GH leading men

@princessdeleon @MauriceBenardMB Don't make Maurice mad.
— William deVry (@WilliamdeVry1) July 16, 2014

@princessdeleon definitely
— Maurice Benard (@MauriceBenardMB) July 16, 2014

I have an idea for an auction to raise money for more #Julexis screentime - art lessons with Franco! 7/8/14 #GH recap

First and Foremost Congratulations to Jason Thompson! Our favorite doctor with family problems got engaged!!! I wish them all the best! I however DO NOT wish the best for others... or whomever the writer was that uttered the words "Hey what if Ava had a wacky mom?" Although... I am still watching.. which is the point. Oh writers, you have me hooked so strongly, and not just because of ....

but this so doesn't hurt #FAMILY

So we have time to add a new guard, bring back the mom, and add a therapist- but no #julexis? Um... sure #GH recap 06/30/14

Let me start off by saying that I hope you all know that I am a +General Hospital fan, because apparently that is up for debate with a certain twitter commentator... So ya. Love GH. Ok on to the recap. Last week was so slow, but I have a feeling things are going to REV up this week... much to the delight of +Janel Clemmons . Usual recaps and what nots after the jump, but first I am going to go sit in on Levi's sitting protesting his PRESENCE. 

Don't you love when they have us work on the set pieces? JOB SECURITY!

Stop bringing new characters and old ones out of retirement, we haven't seen a #julexis scene in DAYS - 6/25 #GH recap

Before we catch up on today, there was ANOTHER +General Hospital casting rumor today! According to Soap Opera Digest Brenda might be coming back.... Listen don't get me wrong, Vanessa Marcil is amazing and I <3 her, but the last time she came Brenda was a HOT MESS. Fighting at the Nurses Ball, trying to seduce #alltheMEN, and even playing like she had slept with Mikey! No, sorry, VETO. Unless you give me classic 90s Brenda (who was a strong character) I do not support this news AT ALL. Fortunately +BuzzFeed knew I would be in a foul mood so they gave me this list and more importantly #11 (I am still stalwart #TeamJulexis , but Sonny has had my heart since 96, if Jules leaves the mob this stance of mine won't be an issue)

17 Super Hot TV Criminals Who Can Get It http://t.co/MDueUjNGs4 pic.twitter.com/acWg8UTMY2
— BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) June 26, 2014

If I believe the #GH news this love triangle will be a quadrangle (OR WORSE) by the end of the summer....

There was a lot of +General Hospital news that came out today - Kim Mcullough is coming back later this summer (possibly with a new Jason), +Janel Clemmons reminded me Tony Geary is on his standard "June-ly" vacation, and the cast has the next 3 weeks off (as per Will Devry on twitter)- and just knowing those things really made me take a sideways glance at today's episode and on how everything was playing out. For example....

Tuesday's Episode: Hoping for Happy Endings

Ew.

Ew.

Ew. Ava is reading baby books when Kiki comes to visit her and she thinks that Morgan is coming to visit her. She and Kiki talk about Ava's relationship with Morgan as if it's normal--stop it. It's not. EW. And then Kiki mentions that Ava and Julian have a weird connection--ha ha! She's kinda sassy to her mom. I love it! And Kiki is right. I like that she and Michael are together. They are the righteous couple right now-- them and Dante and Lulu (except she's a little crazy).