That's right PC HEAT also stars 2 BAMF LADIES - Episode 4 - No Time To Cry ... oh and #GH 08/25 recap

It's a new week ladies and gents, and as the summer winds down I have (half) full faith in the writers for the end of the summer story wrap up. Wait, they are going to wrap some of these stories up right? It's another action packed episode of PC HEAT and, of course +General Hospital , on this fine Monday. Are you on the edge of your seats?

"RECKONING"

Let's get the non-PC Heat storylines out of the way first shall we?

See now to complete the "50s mom" look she should be wearing PEARLS

We started the day off hanging out with the Jeromes, no not the cute loveable Jeromes, the elder siblings who just can't seem to break free from the powers of Fluke. In a slight, and adorable, show of concern for his sister Julian worries that Ava has been out of the penthouse where she is in danger. Turns out she's been running errands getting all the necessary elements to make a KILLER dinner. Afraid of Fluke's repercussions Ava has decided to move forward with killing Michael (the 3rd as the keep reminding us). Ava figures poison is the way to go as there will be no trace that doesn't appear organic and the effects won't take place until well after dinner. Apparently Nina doesn't know that in all mob tragedies the poison never makes it to the intended victim, but a poor innocent bystander. Ava spends her remaining brother bonding time reasoning this is the way to go. The kids show up and Jules is out (I was hoping to attempt to see Alexis... I was wrong). Dinner is awkward as Michael can't stop thinking of AJ's death, and Ava can't stop feeling guilty. Before the day is done Ava has brought out the special - drug laced chocolate mouse.  I am pretty sure Kiki will be a temporary casualty, no casting news that I know of has taken place (plus HELLO it's KRISTEN ALDERSON). However, if the show stays true to tease form someone will stop Michael right before he eats desert, for a totally unrelated event. 

aww look at his eyes. Big (?) sis to the rescue!

Back at the station Nik and Britt's impending shagging is on hold as he is now focused on finding his sister. Liz has apparently taken it upon herself to be "helpful" and is also at the station. Nik is attempting to use his royal/rich connections to assist in the search for Lulu. Um, you know your brother in law is a detective right Nik? Anyhow, an officer says they found a floater but Nathan arrives just in time to let the gang that it's not Lulu. Britt's brother gives them the latest and greatest on the situation, but he is so clearly stressed out about Maxie. Britt shows that she can be an awesome sister as she has a pep talk with Nate. She reminds him that he has Olbrecht blood, and if there's one thing Westbourne/Olbrechts do not do - it's give up. West gets an update on the case and bails. Speaking of not giving up, Britt is not about to let this case get in the way of winning Nik back, and more importantly getting Liz out of the picture. They get catty talking about what exactly what was happening over at Spoon Island before the call came in. I imagine Nik will walk up at the completely wrong part of this conversation, but we don't find out tomorrow because we have to see stupid Scott instead. ARGH.

I'm sorry, but that guy over there has AMAZING hair

Ned and Olivia are on a date night #awwww. Oddly enough the woman who used to be a psychic has no idea that her daughter in law has been taken or that anything is amiss.... Anyhow they went to see Guardians, because of course they did - it's awesome. Things are adorable until Ned makes it kind of awkward when he brings up that he slept with his "Aunt Monica". Also he was a tennis instructor? I would totally watch that prequel series. Is there a younger version of Wally Kurth out there? If so, DIBS. Conversation gets back on track as they reminisce about how despite his poor life choices as a youth how all those decisions allowed him to meet Lois, which allowed him to know Olivia. Awww shucks Ned. Before the date moves on to the next phase Coleman (hey! another character from the past to take up time!) drops by and updates them on the last 3 episodes of PC Heat. Olivia jumps into action but Dante shows up before she actually goes anywhere. 

PC HEAT episode 4-

On our favorite in episode spinoff Dante takes a partial pause on hating Sonny, because what this detective needs right now is his father's crime connections. Dante gives Sonny the low down of everything that happened on the Haunted Star etc. He needs to know if Sonny knows any fences in town that might deal in Aztec jewelry (excuse me while I stop and laugh that this is a plot point) . Turns out, he totally does. You see a character I remember being quite the bad guy, Coleman (see above) is back on the show... or in town.. something to that effect. Anyhow, Coleman who at some point redeemed himself (see this is what happens when you can't go back and rewatch old episodes. I NEED THEM FOR REFERENCE) has come on some hard times and has returned to fencing on the side. What is more unbelievable is that this former criminal (and pimp if I recall correctly) now works for Mac over at the Floating Rib.... I know if I were a former police commish I would TOTALLY hire an expimp/excon to help out... Unless he is a sweet ex-con like Weevil I just don't see that happening. Dante storms over to the Rib to get some answers, while Sonny stays back and starts a plan of action against Levi. You guys, that would be SO COOL. I fully support Sonny making Levi suffer for hurting his DIL. Unfortunately Jules shows up (see not with Alexis DAMN) before any real plans are made. While my TV melted from hot mob boss overload, I tried to figure out just what Jules is there to say....

I DON'T CARE HOW GOOD YOUR HAIR LOOKS, ANSWERS NOW!

Dante storms in to the Rib and immeaditaley starts to beat down Coleman for answers. Eventually Nathan shows up and Dante continues to question Coleman. Turns out that he is indeed the fence working with the Ginger and the "INS agent". While he never knew the job would go this far, it turns out the bad guys haven't reached out to him for the final phase of the plan either way. However he does know where they were supposed to go.....

Look scared boys, A Spencer is about to kick your ass.

 Which of course is the lovely cabin where our two heroines are currently tied up... not well though. Maxie has almost broken through her restraints when Levi comes back in the room and she demands to know where he's taken Lulu (apparently not in the room). Before our imagination gets the better of us, turns out these guys are just SUPER FREAKING LAZY and have forced Lulu to get the groceries out of the car... Makes total sense, when you are trying to hide 2 hostages you totally make one of them go outside and do chores..... WHAT?? Regardless Levi is super dumb and has placed his gun down right next to the not so tied up Maxie. She's able to knock it on the floor and Lulu takes notice as she is taken back to her chair. In a super kick ass moment Lulu grabs the gun and Maxie breaks free and for a moment it seems like the Ladies are going kick some serious ass on these 2 chumps. Unfortunately Levi pulls another gun on Maxie and things escalate quickly. The ladies are re-bound to their chairs and Levi lets it slip he doesn't intend to keep the girls alive. Partner does NOT seem happy to hear this info. Before we know what happens Dante and West have come to save the day, but when they get inside they seem shocked.... I bet you partner guy is totally dead on the floor and Levi has run off with the girls. I guess we won't know til tomorrow. I love the guys don't get me wrong, but I really want to see the ladies save themselves here. They are two kick ass strong young women, and Levi is a lazy not that bright criminal. If he takes out the partner they totally have the advantage. Come on ladies! Show 'em what you've got!

*side note* Lulu is supposed to be waaay younger than Nik, but I feel like current Lulu looks the same if not slightly older than Nik...... anyone agree?

PREVIEWS

PC HEAT episode 5 - Back to the Men Folk, the mob melts my TV with their dual hotness, Ned yells at Tracy (YES), Lucy and Baldwin are back (sucking up perfectly good story time), Carly and Franco have a run in (back into their strong relationship from a month ago?), and Michael eats dessert.... GREAT. 

NOT SO LIVE TWEETS

• Dante!!!!! I missed you!!!! I know it's only been a couple days but..... TOO LONG.
• Ok Sonny, time to redeem yourself by being an amazing father to Dante. 
• Yayyyyyyy Ned!! This just keeps getting better and BETTER.
• Anna is worried about "other cases" , so at some point she does work?
• Ugh Levi, I like you more because your evil and entertaining, but YOU ARE THE WORST
• "Yellow Sun" beer? Wow the prop guys really stretched their imagination on that....
• They went to see +Guardians of the Galaxy ? Port Charles has officially recognized the power of +Marvel Entertainment ... and #SYNERGY
• I'm concerned that Olivia's complexion matches her dress.... #orangeisNOTthenewTAN
• Ava, let me just stop you right there, THERE IS ALWAYS A CHOICE. #saveMichael
• Ya... maybe don't make your boyfriend have dinner where his drunk father was shot...
• How has the precinct not exploded from the hotness that is Nathan and Nik in the same room? #sexypants
• YOU GUYS this episode of PC HEAT is all about the LADIES!!! #GIRLPOWER
• Tennis Instructor? SO CLICHE.... I'll take it! Prequels baby - let's do this.
• A botanist gone bad? YOU GUYS POISON IVY LIVES IN PORT CHARLES! Also... she's friends with Ava.... 
• oooo they mentioned Carrrrrrrlos. The writers must be hate-missing him too. #guilty
• Awww they've only been siblings for a little while but she totes knows he is lying
• Ya Levi, Lulu's A SPENCER, she's kind of bad ass. #RECKONING
• The theme of the month of August? #DONORHEARTS
• They really should have just Levi stay Australian, ZJ cannot do "american"
• I hope Jules is leaving to see his estranged lady, the #julexis drought has lasted long enough!
• Haircut and hair dye have turned Coleman into a good guy (for real, why are people happy to see him?)
• Dear Liz, they totally almost shagged. BE GONE.
• I can hear Chad chew... that or the Foley artist is SUPER meticulous
• Well... Lulu... Nathan knew... so.... #NathanIsALWAYSright
• Liz, the chick who has sons, but is too busy chasing Nik to ACTUALLY SEE THEM
• Can I trade Levi for his accomplice? I do enjoy him so.
• He's probably smiling because he has such beautiful hair now . I guess Suave really does give you salon grade hair #BUDGET
• The Floating Rib is sooo not turning a profit tonight.
• My TV just melted from all this mob man hotness #HEAT

Dear #GH powers, please let this be the next great super team... Thank you.