Guys... I mean... guys. Today was so good, I just need to get my snarky comments out of the way so we can revel in what was the BEST episode in awhile.
Real quick tho - people on twitter are BANANAS. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Not any of you mind you, I know you are all awesome. I just don't get people going on psychotic rants about things that DON'T ACTUALLY EXIST - and I write a freaking blog.... Here's just my social media life advice for the day - even when you are passionate about something don't attack other people with it. Whether you are right, or wrong - you still look CRAZY. Unless of course you are clowning on the +San Francisco Giants , because those fans obviously make bad life choices. #sorrynotsorry
Now on to this -
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| Julian's (and ours) worst nightmare |
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| Lost. Broken. |
They really made us stress and work today didn't they? It was like 2 scenes, 2 seconds of fire and then 5 more scenes before we even saw the cabin again! But damn if they didn't just cement everything we have come to love about Julian. The #julexis part of the episode started off with our (and Julian's) greatest fears. Julian reads the cryptic message from Mickey only to play the message from Alexis back in his head - the whole family is at the cabin. The second Julian realizes the gravity of the situation he bolts to the cabin (if this episode weren't so good, I might make jokes about the geography of town).
We are left in horror for a good part of the episode, as every time they show the cabin it is on fire, and there is no sign of Julian's loved ones. Julian arrives a the cabin with the explosion having clearly destroyed the home. It doesn't even matter though, Julian will not back down as he screamed for his family and tries to get into the cabin. There is another explosion and Julian is blown back. When Julian comes to the FD is there and I was in full on tear mode. That moment when he falls down on his knees believing that his family is gone #ALLTHETEARS . But, as we shouldn't have actually been surprised, Alexis (and the family) are ok. They went to Sam's house to get Danny's truck. THANK GOD for crying babies. Alexis is visibly shaken and
Justin is visibly PISSED OFF. Sam also shows up, and we see clearly how much Julian loves him family. As soon as he is confirmed everyone is ok, he get's the murdering look in his eyes. Asking Sam to take care of Alexis he storms away ready to exact his revenge. Alexis and Sam are understandably still confused and ask the FD for the source of the fire... EXPLOSION. Alexis is still shaken, but Sam has put the pieces together and knows that with Julian storming off like he did this is probably mob related and justice is about to be served. Sure enough, Julian has made it to the MC in record time and makes no play about it. He kicks that freaking door RIGHT OPEN and shoots THE HELL out of Mickey. BOOM. Again, this was AMAZING. The desperation that Julian had trying to "save" his family... damn. Plus, I feel like this could really work out for Julexis. If he wants to continue lying he can play that the explosion was punishment for leaving, and he has to go back? I mean...
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| Found. Relieved |
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| Determined. Angered. |
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| I GOT THIS (even though Julian will actually GET IT) |
Oh ya... other things happened, I guess we can talk about that... Shawn is mad because Jordan and Mickey are about to shag (or so he thinks) and he runs to complain to Sonny. Sonny doesn't want Shawn to do anything because they don't want to spook Mickey or whatever but also tells Shawn to do what he's gotta do. Meanwhile Jordan is being all seduce-y expecting to record Mickey and get all the info... ha too bad Jordan! Apparently Mickey has eyes in the back of his head or something because he somehow knows Jordan has taped a recorder behind the bed. I find myself worried and rooting for Jordan because I know she knows the truth about Julian's situation and has been trying to plead his case to Anna. She is in a bind for like 2 seconds, and it's ok that Shawn doesn't come in to help her because she can hold her own in a fight! #points! It's cool we know she's got that on lock but it doesn't really matter as Daddy Julian kicks that mother fr open and shoots Mickey point blank #LIKEABOSS
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| Wait... how crappy was the whiskey I just had? |
Ugh, and then there was Nina... gosh she really is a predator isn't she? First convinces dear sweet #thuglife that everyone will hate him if they learn the truth so he'll run, and now is drugging Silas? What's even more disturbing is that there are people CHEERING for her! What in the FLYING FUDGE?!
Dear Weirdos that cheer for Nina,
I hope her drugging Silas made you realize she is not only cuckoo for cocoa puffs but also dangerous. You probably shouldn't cheer for someone who drugs a doctor... Or then tries to make out with that drugged person...
Anyhow, OF COURSE Sam has walked in just at that moment (she has a key?) and even though I think Silas looks asleep, Nina makes it look like they are making out. Silas groggily tries to plead his case,but I mean Sam has grounds to peace out (by the appearance of things). Rubbing salt in the wound Nina plays like Sam shouldn't even be there because they broke up and blah blah blah. Sam bails, and I hope that once she thinks about it she realizes things are NOT kosher with that whole situation. Meanwhile the predator is still attacking Silas and he is not having any of it. Even in his drug induced haze he knows he didn't drink that much and has the precense of mind to get the hell out of there and reject Nina. #allthecheers for Silas... Okay writers, let's expedite the process of cleaning up this mess that you have made with our #Siam happiness. We all know you have realized the error in our ways, or at least I HOPE SO.
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| Lolz Franco's face =my face |
Not all that troubled by her brother's distress, Ava has busied herself kidnapping Franco (because she has thugs on retainer?) She is being an ear worm trying to bury herself in Franco's brain that he should help her get rid of Sonny. I was legit worried that he would cave right then and there, but NOPEZ Franco has had some character growth (for now) and stays strong. Carly means more to him than revenge (at least today). Ava let's him go, but I am sure this will come up again if Franco finds Carly and Sonny in another compromising situation.... oh cyclical writing, you slay me.
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| Get her another beverage! Drunk Olivia #WINNING |
Speaking of Soarly, they are dealing with the aftermath of drunk Olivia. Omg, Drunk Olivia was the BEES KNEES . Plus not only was she hilarious, but she also got some really great scenes with my favorite recalled character - NED. God, I really do love me some Wally Kurth. Who is in charge of casting and contacts over at #GH? I would like to have a discussion with them about trading full-time Kurth for another FT cast member *cough*Levi*cough* or 2 PT players (Brad? Rosalie? I honestly don't need either). Anyhow Ned is awesome and keeps attempting to save Olivia from herself. He takes her upstairs to watch comedies (not to get her into bed because he is a champ) but cannot save her from a humane society commercial. Damn that Sarah McLaughlin song! It's gets everyone! He reassures her that she's too good for Sonny anyhow and puts her to bed. He is awesome, the end. Carly of course needs to deal with this Sonny/Olivia drama head on, because Olivia has a point. Somehow it just turns into Sonny being pissed about Franco again... anyhow...
PREVIEWS
Lulu won't be Maxie's matron of honor (friends don't let friends marry Levi), West (my best friend Ryan P) and Nina have some sibling bonding time (wrong sibling dude), Ned catches Tracy AGAIN (she will deflect), Alice has a visitor (a wrestler?), Alexis tells Molly what just happened (guess she's still not caught up on GH #meta), and Julian is protective as HELL
NOT SO LIVE TWEETS
- Sean not being able to figure out what is going with Jordan is just another glaring example of how someone who seems smart, is in actuality SUPER DUMB.
- The moment of realization in his eyes is BRILLIANT. RUN JULIAN RUN!!!
- Heyyyyy, they added Brian and +William deVry to the title sequence!!!! #CELEBRATE!!!!
- God every episode I don't think I could hate her more - but everyday I AM WRONG
- God, Ned is so amazing. I suppose he'd be a good guy for Olivia... but I - like all the crazies - want him to hold out for his original relationship..... HAHAHA no I don't
- Dude Bensonhurst vs Carly? THAT WOULD BE SO GOOD. #chickFIGHT!!!
- ya ya ya ... mob stuff... CAN WE GO BACK TO THE CABIN NOW???? #julexis #stress
- Jordan, you are super screwed. Unless you really don't work for the DEA, or you know Sean runs wicked fast
- This is breaking my heart. Like I can't even handle this. #ALLTHEFEAR #ALLTHETEARS #ALLTHEFEELS
- Dear Franco, I hope that in KIDNAPPING you -- you realize Ava is NOT TO BE TRUSTED
- Carly and Olivia really make me want a cocktail. #drinks! #clink!
- Brenda Bot!!! today's $10 bet!!!!
- Ned wastes NO TIME. He is a winner. But um... why is he staying at the MC and not the Q Mansion?
- +Janel Clemmons was right - Drunk Olivia is HILARIOUS #AlwaysSunny
- Stay Strong Franco!!! Do not give into the Blonde Witch!!!!
- She has to say that you are an evil bitch- no wait.. that might be me
- Damnit +General Hospital writers! Everytime you check in on the cabin you stay for SECONDS. WTF!!!!
- Sean just moseys on up to the hotel room... nbd.
- I am full on crying right now. #TRUESTORY
- SHUT UP AVA. JUST SHUT UP. Ugh....
- Ned and Olivia are #ADORBZ . #Nolivia? #Oled? #Neliva? or Friend Zoned?
- Sam come on he's like FALLING DOWN, you can't believe this is real
- Ew, don't call him baby
- Ok Julian - tell her "they threatened me that I had to come back, i said no, and then boom"
- Well, this is a sticky situation.
- No one who has been drinking should be subjected to an ASPCA/Humane Society commercial. damn that Sarah McLaughlin
- +Lisa LoCicero Online is winning this scene #HotelForDogs
- You weren't anywhere Horse Face - BACK THE HELL OFF!
- Julian has got some SERIOUS MURDERING EYES. SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL.
- Wait, was Lois from Bensonhurst too? I feel like I need to research this.
- HOLY SHIT. He... whoa. DAMN. YES. Julian WINS EVERYTHING #papabear
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