Damn. just.... wow.... the #Feels, the #tears, and #allTheStorylines being wrapped up! #SOGOOD .I need time to process. Just know that Julian made me cry, West made me swoon, and Fluke made me VERY VERY ANGRY. Everything started out so good on Tuesday - West was shirtless, the #Julexis vibes were strong, the family was happy. The show just had to keep being amazingly awesome and had to RUIN EVERYTHING - because the writers are awesome!!! It hurts me, because they are so good.... So much to talk about!
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| Everyone was happy... and then everything got HORRIBLE |
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| Shirts? Who needs shirts to talk? |
Everything started off great, West had his shirt off and Levi was gone. West and Maxie have apparently started to settled into a rhythm as roommates. There are jokes about Quinoa and commentary on the fact that West is always half naked - prompting the question "are you always pre or post workout?". I'm not complaining Maxie, don't encourage him to get dressed! The brevity is broken up when Maxie gets a letter from the courts. It has apparently been 6 months since she was denied custody of lil' baby Georgie (seems like a date you would keep in a calendar right?) and she is being summoned to the courts. Maxie has apparently been further poisoned by Levi as she has decided she is not going to go to the hearing! West recognizes that is crazy talk, and probably feeding some emotion from his own maternal situation, tries to convince Maxie not going would be a bad plan. She might be re-thinking it... but he's gotta go to the #drugBust, so we won't know for a few days.
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| Oh snap. #AVAISDEAD |
Speaking of Lil' Baby Georgie, Carly and Franco have flown to Portland to seek out the help of the one and only SPINELLI!!! The Jackal is super stoked to see Carly, but justifiably concerned at Franco's presence (Ellie whines about it too). We get a chance to see Carly coo over Georgie (and be sad for Maxie) before the investigating starts. Spinelli of course is able to hack the phone and retrieve the corrupted audio files. Carly asks Damian and the annoying one to leave the room so they can listen to the long awaited audio clip. After what seems like forever in +General Hospital time the truth finally comes out! Carly and Franco find out that Ava is Connie's real killer, and it makes Franco oddly turned on. I CANNOT WAIT for Carly to tell Sonny. Sure, he is going to be SUPER PISSED, but man - he is totally going to KILL AVA. #SOEXCITED
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| BAD GUYS |
All the drug bust stories are starting to rock and roll by the water. The "bad guys" are over at the docks, and the "good (mostly not so bright) guys" are over on the Haunted Star. Let's start off by scratching our heads together at that one. If you need to be discreet and perform a stakeout why pick a well lit WHITE boat directly across the harbor? Also, does the PCPD own the Haunted Star now? Do they not have police boats? I mean it is a town with a port.... so they should. Or maybe Dante was all like "hey my wife has a boat! It also happens to be conveniently stationed right across from where we need to be boss!"
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| Good Guys (LOOK AT #ALLTHELIGHTS ! #SMH) |
Oh well, I guess we shouldn't expect anything smarter than that since Anna is running the show. So they're spying on the docks, where Jordan has now met up with the "Jerome" associates. Jordan drops the bomb that Julian isn't the boss and they should report to her now, they are understandably confused - because no one in this mob ring communicates with each other in regards to HR/Leadership issues. She tells them Julian was never the boss anyhow and they are all in the dark. They start to do the "drug running" when the PCPD crashes the party and gunfire insues. Oh those docks.... Anyhow they start out doing all the arresting and guess what? JORDAN IS A DEA AGENT!?! She is SUPES pissed at Anna, and true to form Anna doesn't believe her because #REASONS. Oh man, when this blows up in Anna's face I am going to be SO HAPPY. #WORSTCOMMISIONEREVER Anyhow, Anna splits to the gallery to go arrest Julian, who totally has nothing to do with any of this....
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| Just 2 bad guys in the park.. nothing to see here |
Meanwhile in the park, Fluke finalizes his nefarious plans with #HitmanHarry . They go over pics of Julian's family to decide who to kill. It's at this moment that I know Fluke is not Luke, because he doesn't seem to care that one of the 3 choices is his NEPHEW LUCAS. Lulu shows up with a very empty stroller (child labor laws apparently prevented lil' Benco from being in this episode) and almost ruins Fluke's plans. Fluke sends #HitmanHarry off to do his shootin' and tells him to shoot whoever because the writers probably hadn't settled the bet yet. Lulu talks to Fluke and I am shocked she still hasn't figured out this guy is not her dad.... Anyhow..... Lulu happens to let it slip that Dante is off on a big drug bust and Fluke starts to freak out. This freak out leads to some interesting action later.
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| #FamilyandFreedom (For about 2 minutes) |
At the Gallery the #JulexisFamily is working hard to be show us how awesome they are. Julian and Alexis are flirty, and then switch in to #PROTECTIVEPARENT mode when they find out that someone who is not Sam sent Silas flowers. Lucas shows up with Felix and Julian looks so happy it's ridiculous. They all sit down for dinner with the noisiest plates ever, and eventually Julian makes the speech we have all been waiting for! He thought he had everything, he had nothing, and now his family is his everything #awwwwwww Of course right as we think everyone has a chance to be happy, Alexis lets it slip that had been talking to Luke and he had been worried Julian's boss would probably seek revenge. Just as Julian starts to get the revelation it might not be the clean break he hoped for #HitmanHarry shoots at them. The bullet gets Lucas in the shoulder and the pain, fear and anger in Julian's eyes got me right in the FEELS. Sam chases after her brother's shooter but loses him because she couldn't hop the fence in her dress. Anna crashes the party to not help, like she should, but to arrest Julian (she was over at the docks planning the drug bust in the worst stakeout location ever when her and Dante decided to split up the team - he's at the docks). She has a warrant and isn't willing to let her grudge go to believe that Julian quit the business before the dinner. Understandably, Julian just wants to be with his son and make sure he is ok, but Anna is horrible and he gets carted off to jail. Felix and Silas go with Lucas to the hospital (he's ok), Sam is off to join them since she just promised Daddy she would make sure her brother was ok, and Alexis is left to try to get Julian out of jail (and most probably have a melt down or minor freak out). I cried. it almost got ugly. He was trying to be good! FREAKING FLUKE IS RUINING EVERYTHING!!
Oh... Also there were scenes with Sonny, Duke, Morgan, Ava, Sean and TJ.... nothing really groundbreaking... yet. TJ found out the "truth" about his mom, and I felt genuinely bad for him. But don't worry TJ, turns out your mom isn't bad at all... so it's just Sean and his whole "killing your dad" thing that you'll have to be sad/angry about... but hey right now #ignoranceIsBliss for you on that front. Also poor Morgan, finally starts being not so bad and now he still has to deal with all this Ava/Sonny grossness. Oh well, when it comes out Ava killed Connie shit is gonna hit the fan EVEN MORE. YES.
PREVIEWS
West questiones Samlas, Duke needs to tell Sonny something, Ric doesn't want to screw it up with Liz (#TEAMRIC!), Anna doesn't believe Jordan (cause she'd look #SuperDumb), and #Julian must tell Alexis the TRUTH (THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE JULIAN!!) #alltheFeels, and Fluke tries to end Eddie Maine's career (#showstopper)
NOT SO LIVE TWEETS
- Research proves correct. When +Ryan Paevey-Vlieger is on screen it will be less than 3 min before he is shirtless #abcsoapsinDepth
- Add the park to the list of TOTALLY OPEN AREAS in town where crimes are committed unnoticed.
- its #JulexisFam dinner time!!!!
- Who wears a blazer with pink sleeves to a drug bust? All while #MONOLOGUEing
- The best detective work is done with a makeout sesh! #CarlyFRANCO <3
- SPINELLI!!!!! We missed you!!!!
- Thank you for
the save being shirtless ;)
- Damn it's been 6 months already? #timeFlies poor Maxie
- Hush Spinelli! It was the TUMOR. #weloveFranco
- Ha! +Bradford Anderson 's FACE!
- #Lesbihonest Night Vision Goggles are NEVER that clear
- I'd jump straight out of my dress just cause Julian was there #TRUESTORY
- #DelayedGratification #FTW
- Ya seriously, people need to stop inviting them to parties #SilasSam #badLuck
- I feel like Dante is so behind on the news lately...
- I love when #Julexis go into protective parent mode #BESTEVER
- #SeveredHorseHead Tuesday's $10 bet
- Does Fluke forget that Lucas is his NEPHEW?? #UGH
- Is it just me or are an abnormal amount of criminals named Harry?
- That apartment is nearly weird enough to be in #Portlandia
- Aww lil' Georgie looks like #CindyLuHoo #Seuss
- I love that West doesn't feel the need to get dressed to have a conversation
- MAXIE! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU AREN'T GOING???
- #SecretHoneymoon sounds like a +Lifetime movie
- #speechSpeechSpeech
- Julian is #killingMe right now. #familyMan #adorbz #legit #soProud
- NOooooo shirts are evil! #West
- Levi gives the WORST ADVICE
- Ugh, I didn't miss #Ellie AT ALL #EUWH
- Franco is spot on #NobodyCaresAboutCarrrrrlos
- #FamilyandFreedom !
- What do you do in +Portlandia This
- Awww Spinelli #adorbz
- I feel like a well lit boat is a really bad place to have a stakeout
- Franco is my hero #EllieBashing
- Just kidding #TRANSAMERICANSOJURN = $10 bet
Wednesday
- #TransAmericanSojurn was already used guys.... $10Bet
- Damn she got tan FAST #SunBurnt
- Never, Never come home #BYEBYEAVA
- And now it's time for #DeepThoughtsInThePark
- So much mentioning of Molly, so little ACTUAL Molly
- Ha! Now Dante has #crazyEyes
- Let's totally make an offering to the god Osiris
- Ava, #lesbihonest, you don't ever actually HAVE A CLUE what's happening
- Speak of the Devil. Heyyyy buddy #Morgan
- Poor #TJ , I never thought I'd be feeling bad for him....
- Awww #DaddyJulianFeels
- #ShotsShotsShots
- So the shooter has standards? Hmm... #GROSS #EUWH
- Morgan is the best at being a #SmartAss
- Love shack, baby Love shack.....
- Morgan's right - once a cheater, always a cheater!
- and the truth will set us all free! #AvaKilledConnie
- You definitely DO NOT know what you are doing #WorstCommisionerEver
- TJ calling it like it is #TRUTH
- God, I feel bad for AJ again... cockiness killed him...
- And there we go #BangingHerBrainsOut today's $10 Bet
- The theme of today's episode is #TRUTH
- That was the WORST Buddha joke ever
- ANNA ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING RIGHT NOW?? LET HIM GO
- It was nice knowing you Harry.... well not really
- yes! He's awake! #phew
- It's possible I cried as they handcuffed Julian
- Watch out Felix has got #AngryEyes #HellHathNoFury
- #allTheTears
- Say WHAT??? #DEA Agent? You mean Anna arrested an innocent person? #SHOCKER
- Hahaha refusing to hug Franco was the funniest thing Ellie has ever done
- Nooooo people just need to STAY IN PUERTO RICO
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