What I learned....(GH 2/25/14)

I couldn’t watch this episode of GH because my roomie invited her new guy over and they hogged the TV all night. When i attempted to watch GH they wouldn’t shut up, and we all know that watching GH takes intense focus so that you may mock, learn, and evaluate all at the same time. So instead of my usual summary and “Not so live tweets (which my roomie made fun of #smh)” I decided that my contribution for the Tuesday episode will be:

“What I learned from Today’s GH”

An educational summation of the wise life lessons one gains by daily escapades in Port Charles NY

I learned that-

• TJ is amazingly adept at dealing with awkward and stressful situations. Ex - “Hey whats up guys?” “Are you looking for Molly?” as his girlfriend’s mother and (hopefully) future stepfather stand outside his hotel room. Challenging Julian.

• That Ava can be bought with alcohol. Which means Mac can get the answers cause he has all access as the bar owner. Quick someone get the commissioner who knows what he is doing!

• John… I mean … Silas is NO NONSENSE
• Don’t ever let Rafe house sit or babysit, he let’s strangers in when there is a baby in the other room. But hey at least he has stopped telling everyone all the truths….
• Alexis can literally do it all. Amazing lawyer, awesome aunt, and most of all amazing mother. She didn’t take ANY shit from Molly. She didn’t back down when Ric was being an ass hole either. Boom. Parented.
• Olivia doesn’t trust Brenda, because she unlike most people in PC, uses her brain
• Connie knew everything -LIKE EVERYTHING (except for not to write initials instead of an actual NAME) - before her death, making her death even more bittersweet. Also Ava is more heartless than we knew.
• Sonny is totally duped by Ava, maybe it’s genetic. Meh, it’s more that his hatred for AJ is blinding him to rational thought. He might even risk his relationship with Ava because of her lies.  
• The wardrobe people apparently forgot to tell Kelly Monaco that when you wear a white shirt you shouldn’t wear a black bra.
• If Carlos kills Aj, I wonder if he’ll come back to life again. I wonder if it will be Billy Warlock
• Ric is the new worst. He is siding with a teenager in a parent/child argument. He is backing the Jerome crime family.
• The foley artists at General Hospital aren’t the best. The notification sounds on Sam’s computer sounds like a cell phone from 2009.
• The writer’s know we’re starting to love Julian so they had him indirectly threaten TJ. We can only love one mob boss. (Wait, are there people that don’t like Sonny?)

Also random question - do you think they planned this Connie story line before? Like they filmed this originally or they were like um… ok so we know Ava is gonna be the actual murder but how are we going to do that…. eh let’s give it about 5 months before we figure that out.

Calling it now Carlos accidentally shoots Michael. That kid can never be happy.

Lastly 5 bucks says Molly moves in with Ric for a little while. Gotta love teenage rebellion and new casting agreements.